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lucypl:

pizzacakecomics:

@angpent

Originally posted by gypsyastronaut

lucypl:

marlinspirkhall:

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

My favourite thing about being Brazilian is our incredible ability to ruin literally any food we lay our hands on

Coconut sushi

Anyone in the mood for a sundae?

Anything is a boat if you make it boat shaped

Anything is also a burger if you shape it like one

Idk what the fuck this is but it’s terrible

And my favourite- anything is a pizza if you fuck it up enough

- alien buffets in sci fi shows

@angpent

Yo, don’t knock it till you try it

godtiermeme:

greelin:

it really is always “your cervix looks normal” and never “your cervix looks AWESOME” ……. it wears you down after awhile. congrats on your healthy but ultimately unmemorable cervix

I once got a scan back that was like, “Your cervix is unremarkable.” WOW. Thanks for the insult.

You know, it’s funny to see this post randomly, because something that always made me kinda weirded out and kinda self-conscious but weirdly proud for some undetermined reason is that everyone who has ever seen my cervix has complimented me on it. I’ve heard it’s “awesome”, “fantastic” and “perfect”. Last time I got a pap smear, my OBGYN *gasped* when she first saw it.

I guess what I’m trying to say is, most people have mediocre, unspecial cervixes, but some cervixes are just better. I’m sorry, but that’s just how the world is

phoenixonwheels:

paddysnuffles:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

And if you’re into women instead of men, I have some great news: the same technique applies for seducing autistic women!

You can in fact use this method to seduce autistic people of all genders!

b-oredzoi:

dreams-in-daylight:

huffylemon:

B A B Y

ooooo

TINY BABY

Up to 3KCS

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

This is better than I’d ever hoped for, I bet a rat could kill you with that thing by firing a laser back in time and electrocuting your grandfather

Just look at this thing

The rat gun is hereeeeee!

This is getting notes again so I will admit that “rat gun” was an autocorrect error and it was supposed to be “ray gun.”

But it’ll always be a rat gun to me.

The most expensive thing in these pictures was the cat, and he was $60.

catasters:

cipheramnesia:

rox-and-prose:

cipheramnesia:

theriu:

agentthirsty:

Mutuals I am giving out juice boxes here you go

🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃

There’s plenty of extras for non-mutuals please have a refreshing drink

🧃 🧃 🧃 🧃 🧃 🧃 🧃 🧃 🧃 🧃 🧃 🧃 🧃 🧃 🧃 🧃 🧃

@rox-and-prose have some more juice boxes for the juice box tank we put your boyfriend in.

Our boyfriend

Together we can juice him. 🤝

personalphilosophie:

revretch:

Actually all fossil reconstructions are wrong because flesh only evolved recently. Before that it was bone world

catasters:

cryptotheism:

conzoop:

cryptotheism:

What’s weird is I’m usually a horribly awkward person in 1to1 conversations, buthe moment I get any sort of stage or crowd attention I’m in my element. And then the moment I get off the stage I sit in a room and read for 16 hours.

Town Crier Behaivor

You hate me for my news of the goings on in the neighboring dutchies and dales.

ramdomcitizen:

memewhore:

A dad joke and a haïku? What a treat.

phillipfancypants:

btc-official:

hatefucking:

the-governess:

milkpunk:

familyfriendlyurl:

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

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